Sunday  , a fell wind from the devil quarters (north east) has turned the surf to the consistency of burger mince and overly runny mashed potato , Madpirate spends a few hours working on the endless list of things that need to be caught up on , the day drags on ,...

After his last unfortunate encounter with a scalpel , a hospital , a bucketful of Morphine and one totally FUBAR'ed gall bladder, the Madpirate now relatively fit , borderline healthy and frothing like a ton of Eno's , began the ardous task of putting together a crew...

Missions all sorted , mates lined up , air tix booked , journey on the Pelagic booked , new boards designed , cut , finished and off to be glassed . Madpirate took a deep breath and set into the normal routine of , counting down the sleeps before Mentawai day and...

PART WON (sic) Sunday, the day after Saturday, arrived , like every one of the past few million Sundays , including the millions of Sundays that didnt even know that sometime in the far future they would be called Sunday . The rising sun rays chased the last remants...

Part 3 And so it was that the Pirate crew continued imbibing many more of Samoa's finest brews , whilst contemplating the day, the islands , ll the while breathing in huge dollops of much needed relaxation , and , as it does , the sun set over the MadPirates right...

The Madpirate and his trusty crew of wave devouring mates were last seen paddling out at a semi protected left for their first Samoan wave fest and a great hunting was had by all , all captured thru the lens of our intrepid cameraman John VonG ,  many waves were...

Madpirate has been slogging away with the land people for many many years , working and earning a crust , after much time and effort and extraordinary ducks, dives, weaves , bobs and copping uppercuts and rabbit punches the Madpirate finally received his Ozzi passport...

Bye Bye 2013 Madpirate says goodbye to 2013 with mixed feelings, most of the year howled past like a banshee on speed , whilst other bits dragged themselves uphill through a waterfall of molasses , Madpirate however,  has a sneaking suspicion that is normal. And yet...

The long running saga of Madpirate becoming Bruce has finally reached its conclusion, on 20th March Madpirate joined the ranks of "Bruces" Ozi Ozi ozi Oi Oi Oi. Many of the Madpirates friends and traumatised family have told the Madpirate he should write a book on his...